Whats uppers babe!!! Today was a pretty cool day... (except for the Bulls lossing... :-/ ) Woke up early as usual, straighten up a lil and headed out which brings me to... I dont get it, how and the heck do I leave and everything is clean then I turn around and it looks like your raising a pack of wolfs? lol... It smells like fart and everything, lol... Speaking of, no more people food for Tyson, get it? NO MORE PEOPLE FOOD FOR TYSON!!! lol... That dudes been letting out some horrible gas the past couple of days... We were in the car and he let one squeak out, I honestly was looking forward to running over a sewage line it smelled so bad... I teared up for the first time and you being gone had nothing to do with it, lol... So enough about your flatulent animals ;-) , I went to the gym today for a lil work out since I hadnt been since the last time we went, (Slackin)... Then after that, to the beach!!! Wanted to make the day interesting so I went to Venice... So I didnt have to pay for parking that was a plus... Then to make it past all the failed rap artist... I kinda feel bad cause I asked one of the guys "Hey, who was the last rap artist that got discovered down here, dont worry I'll wait," I'll just say I didnt see him when I came back down the boardwalk, lol... However I heard the most creative thing, this rastafarian guy made a reggae nursery rhyme compilation and it sounds amazing!!! Nothing like hearing Ittsy bittsy spider to a steal drum... I think im gonna go back and get Avery a copy, it sounded nice... Cruising down the boardwalk a lil and I got asked at least 8 times did I wanna get evaluated to get a medical marijuana card... So you know me being a smart ass I said "No thank you, Im sure a lil card isnt gonna stop me from getting arrested, Ill take my chances and smoke my weed illegaly just like everybody else." (PSA... I DO NOT DO DRUGS! I was just being a wiseguy, lol) Tyson met alot of friends today also, one he got a lil too friendly with, ;-)... So I turned around to get food and hes playing around with this poojuajua, (Poodle and Chijuajua mix) I grab the food, take a sip of my float and hes about to go to pound town... Lipstick out and all!!! So I snached him off and said "No Tyson!" and the guy said "Aww they woulda been cute puppies," so I said "He's already impregnated 2 dogs and puppy support is a doozy, go sperm jack somebody elses dog weirdo." and he was watching the whole time!!! (Whispers, Venice people... lol) Anyways we ate and I could tell Tyson was tired cause he didnt want any fries but hes never too tired for hamburger, lol... (yeah I gave em people food, whatever, lol) So after we made a few more runs and home bound we were... I also had an interesting convo with a 5 year old about cartoons and must I say the kids got good taste, thank you Netflix for letting children see what real cartoons are and he was a sports fan too!!! I hope my son is that cool, :-)... So getting home Tyson passed out immediatly and I did to after a lil while and here I am writing this blog, hungry, I think I'll go fix that... Wellp I love and miss you TONS toots!!! I cant wait for the day your in my arms again... We have to run slowly to each other just like in the movies, I have a fan rented and everything, j/k or am I? lol... Well going to eat and Goodmorning too you babes Love you, Have an extraordinary day!!!
P.S. Tyson is still sleep and lounging about... You can tell who his mother is, Crashley!!! lol
The Black Keys - Never Gonna Give You Up
You crack me up! Thanks for making Ashley so happy :)
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